A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning arrived and the groom went into the bathroom but couldn’t find a towel when he emerged from the shower. He asked his bride to bring him one from the bedroom.
When she got to the bathroom, he opened the door, exposing his body to his bride for the first time in the morning light. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, “What’s THAT?” pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, “Well, that’s what we had so much fun with last night.”
And she, in amazement, asked, “Is that all we have left?”