A teacher was explaining to the students why they should have a photograph of all of them and keep it
“And one day you will grow up and look at that photo and say: Hay this is Mark, he is a doctor now! And this is Marry, she is a nurse”
At the end of the classroom the little Johnnie said
“And look, this is the teacher - she is dead now!”
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Class Photograph
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Make a sentence with “I”
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter ‘I’.
Susie: “I is …”
Teacher: “No, no, no, don’t say ‘I is’, you say ‘I am’”.
Susie: “OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Someone is going to get a spanking!
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!”
What did you learn today?
Monday, July 13th, 2009The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
Third grade
Monday, June 29th, 2009On little Larry’s first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, “I don’t belong here, I should be in third grade!”
The teacher looked at little Larry’s records and told him to please take his seat.
Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, “I don’t belong here, I should be in the third grade!”
Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry’s problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.
The teacher suggested they try some biology questions … “What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?” asked the teacher.
“Legs!” Larry immediately replied. “What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn’t?” asked the teacher.
“Pockets!” said Larry.
The teacher looked at the principal, who said, “Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!”
Blonde at school
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “yes dear”
Day 2:
“We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “yes dear”
Day 3:
“We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “No dear, it’s because your 25.