A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon’s office and asks: “I want to be black, can you do that?” “Yeah, but we’ll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker.”
“Okay.”
After the operation, the surgeon says “I’m sorry, but we’ve made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?”
“Si, senor.”
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Sunday, May 24th, 2009How did the human race start
Friday, May 22nd, 2009A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, “How did the human race start?”. Sarah Palin answered, “God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made.”
The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl went to her father and asked, “How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?”
Her father answeres, “Well, it’s very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!”