The rabbit and the bear were fishing one day. Suddenly the bear caught the golden fish. She asked them to let her go, and she will fulfill three wishes to each of them. Of coures they did and she asked what their wishes are.
“I want all the bears in this forest to be female!” said the bear
“I want a helmet” sait the rabbit
“Done”, said the fish. “What’s number two?”
“I want all the bears in the entire continent to be female!” said the bear
“I want a motorcycle”, asked the rabbit
“Done too. What will be the last one?” asked the golden fish
“I want ALL the bears on the entire Earth to be female!!!” asked the bear
And the rabbit’s last wish was
“And I want the bear to be gay!”
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The bear, the rabbit and the golden fish
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Mixed animals
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009The rabbit is walking trough the woods, looking for some place to browse. Suddenly he sees a field and some animal on it. The animal was so ugly and strange looking that the rabbit went to it and asked “What are you?!”. The animal replied: “I am ass-ram”. “What you mean ass-ram?! There is no such animal!” said the rabbit. “Well, you see - my mom was an ass, and my father was a ram, so… I am ass-ram” explained the animal
The rabbit moved on, looking for another field to browse alone without any hideous animals. Suddenly he came to another field with another strange looking animal.
“What are you?” asked the rabbit. “I am sheep-giraffe”. “No way! Let me guess - your mother was a sheep and your father was a giraffe, right?” exclaimed the rabbit. “That’s right! Perfect guess!” confirmed the strange looking animal.
The rabbit moved on looking for a field free of any mixed animals but he kept meeting some lama-horses, dog-foxes and even worse animals.
Finally he came on an green meadow, free of any weird animals and started browsing happily.
Suddenly something started flying and buzzing around his head very annoyingly. The thing landed on the rabbit’s nose and the rabbit smashed it so hard that even he fell on the ground. After a minute when he stopped seeing dancing stars around his head he stood up and looked for the insect. Found it on the ground and asked it “What the hell are you?”. The insect looked at him and answered “A horse fly!”
“NO WAY!!!!”