A little nigger was helping it’s grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said:
“Look grandma! I’m a white boy now!”
His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he’d said. He goes into the living room and says:
“Look momma! I’m a white boy now!”
His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he’d told her. He walks outside and says::
“Look pappy! I’m a white boy now!”
His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says:
“I’ve only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!”
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I’m a white boy now
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Unique pair of shoes
Saturday, May 30th, 2009A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he’s looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says:
“These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They’re $10,000″.
The man looks at them and says they’re a bit pricey, so the assistant says:
“We also have them in black for $2.99″
I want to be black
Sunday, May 24th, 2009A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon’s office and asks: “I want to be black, can you do that?” “Yeah, but we’ll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker.”
“Okay.”
After the operation, the surgeon says “I’m sorry, but we’ve made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?”
“Si, senor.”
How did the human race start
Friday, May 22nd, 2009A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, “How did the human race start?”. Sarah Palin answered, “God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made.”
The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl went to her father and asked, “How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?”
Her father answeres, “Well, it’s very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!”