Posts Tagged ‘manager’

Cannibals, Developers and Managers

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees”. The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: “You’re all working very hard, and I’m very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss
has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: “Which of you idiots ate the developer?”

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: “You FOOL! For four weeks we’ve been eating team
leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please
don’t eat a person who is working.”

Developers and managers

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

A sharp college student was interviewing with an average technical company. The student was getting bored with the trivialness of the questions. After 20 minutes, the recruiter, looking down at the checklist, asked “So, can you tell me what is polymorphism?”
“No problem,” the ace student replied, “that’s just the ability to define multiple classes with functionally different, yet identically named methods or properties that can be used interchangeably by client code at run time.”
“Um,” replied the recruiter, a little surprised, “now can you describe that in terms a manager would understand?”
“Sure,” responded the bored student, “it’s magic!”