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Hair

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Gray Hair

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

A little girl is watching how her mom is doing some housework when she noticed few gray hairs on her head and asked
“Mom, why do you have a few gray hairs?”
The mom decided to use the moment for some education and replied:
“Well, every time you did something wrong or make me sad I get one gray hair”
The girl gave the concept some thinking and replied
“So… why is grandma’s hair all gray then?”

Totall hairless

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, “I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.”

That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, “I’ve never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look.”

The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, “I’ve never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?”

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, “I hope you’re satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine.”

Her husband says, “You think you were embarrassed…I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me.”