The rabbit and the bear were fishing one day. Suddenly the bear caught the golden fish. She asked them to let her go, and she will fulfill three wishes to each of them. Of coures they did and she asked what their wishes are.
“I want all the bears in this forest to be female!” said the bear
“I want a helmet” sait the rabbit
“Done”, said the fish. “What’s number two?”
“I want all the bears in the entire continent to be female!” said the bear
“I want a motorcycle”, asked the rabbit
“Done too. What will be the last one?” asked the golden fish
“I want ALL the bears on the entire Earth to be female!!!” asked the bear
And the rabbit’s last wish was
“And I want the bear to be gay!”