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Bull

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Bull testicles

Friday, July 10th, 2009

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

He asked the waiter: “What is that you just served?”

The waiter replied: “Ah seГ±or, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The American, though momentarily daunted, said: “What the hell, I am on vacation. Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied:
“I am a-sorry, seГ±or. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save for you this remarkable delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said: “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied: “Si seГ±or. Sometimes the bull wins, you know.”

Railroad Lawyer

Friday, June 26th, 2009

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn’t resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, “You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn’t have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn’t have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!”

The old rancher replied, “Well, I’ll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning.”