Posts Tagged ‘bike’

Bike outspeeding a Corvette

Monday, July 6th, 2009

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the ountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.

The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, “…and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass.”

Proud of my son

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, “I had sex with my teacher today.”

“Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!”, says the mom.

Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says,”Go up to your son’s room and talk to him. He’s been really bad today.”

Dad goes up to the son’s room and asks why mom is so mad. “I told her I had sex with my teacher today,” replied the boy.

“Alright! That’s my boy!”, says dad. “Ya know son, women just don’t think like men. But I’m proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That’s my son! Ya know what? I’m so proud of you I’m gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you’ve been wanting!”

So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest,shiniest bike in the whole town. “You gonna ride it home son?” asks dad.

The boy replied, “Nah, my ass is still sore.”