3 guys, a grandpa, and a beatiful girl all lived in a small town. All of the guys wanted to marry the girl so the grandpa told them, whoever has the biggest balls by the end of the 2 weeks will get to marry her.
So guy #1 goes to the doctor and tells him: “i need bigger balls by the end of 2 weeks, any help?”. The doc. saids: “Sure, take these pills, 2 a week and your balls will be big!”
Guy #2 does to the same doctor, but intead of taking 2 a week he took 4 a week.
Guy # 3 also goes to the doctor and tells him the situation, but instead, he takes all the pills!
Two weeks passed and they went to the grandpa. He start checking their balls.
He checks guy#1 and says “hmm, baseball size! Good, good”. Then goes to guy#2 and says “hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm, basketball size - very good!”
Then he goes to guy#3: … wait, where is he?
A guy near buy yells “Roll em in, Charlie!”