On a ship: one of the sailors runs to the captain
“Captain, captain, we have a leak in the ship! We are sinking!”
The captain looks surprised
“What do you mean? How do you know? The instruments don’t show any problems here…”
“How do I know? Well, there is a shark in the pool, sir”
Archive for August, 2009
We have a leak!
Friday, August 28th, 2009New hobby
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009Daughter returns home after a party night obviously still quite drunk but in great mood and holding her pants
“Where were you? Who were you with? What did you do?” asks the terrified mother
“Where - I don’t know. With who - I have no idea. What - I don’t know what’s it called, but starting today it’s my new hobby!” replied the daughter