A London police officer apprehends a cycling priest for letting go of the handlebars so he could pray while on the move: “I hate to do this, reverend, but I’m going to have to fine you five pounds for cycling without due care on a public highway.”
“Oh golly Moses! I assure you there was no real danger, officer. Did you not notice how the guiding hand of the good Lord was steering me in and out of the traffic?”
“I can’t say I did, sir. But since you come to mention it, that’ll be another five pounds for carrying a passenger.”
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