A small boy was talking to his teacher about whales. The teacher said:
“You see, although the whale is very big he has very small throat and cannot swallow a whole man”
“But Johnnie got swallowed by a whale!” - insisted the boy
“It is physically impossible. Just can’t happen” - continued the teacher
“Ok then, when I die and go to heaven I will ask him!”
“Well, what will happen if Johnnie went to hell instead?” - asked the teacher
After few seconds of thought the boy replied:
“Well, you will ask him then!”
Tags: Just jokes, teacher, whale