A highly successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50/50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”
The son-in-law interrupted him: “I’m afraid I hate factories and I can’t stand noise.”
“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then, in that case you’ll just have to work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”
“I hate office work too,” said the young man. “I’ve never been able to put up with being stuck behind a desk all day.”
“Now wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of a money-making enterprise. Now you tell me you don’t like factories and you don’t want to work in an office. What am I supposed to do with you?”
“That’s easy,” replied the young man. “Just buy me out!”
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