A wizard taking a walk in the park comes upon two statues, one a man and the other a woman. These nudes face one another and they share a common expression, that of longing. The wizard wonders what would happen if the statues were to come to life,so he waves his wand and turns the stone to flesh and blood.”You have one hour to do whatever you like,” he says. “After that,you will revert to stone.”
The wizard leaves and the statues look one another over. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” the man asks the woman.
“You bet,” she replies. “Let’s do it.”With that, they duck into the bushes. For the next 30 minutes,thrashing and commotion and moans of pure joy emanate from the bush Finally, the two emerge.
“That was GREAT!” the woman exclaims.
“Sure was,” the man replies. “Want to do it again? We still have half an hour.”
“You bet,” says the woman, “but this time you hold the pigeons down and I’ll shit on them.
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