CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms


CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
SCSI
System Can’t See It
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS
Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP
Plug and Pray
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA
Constant Acquisitions
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP
Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW
What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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