- CD-ROM
- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA
- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN
- It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI
- System Can’t See It
- MIPS
- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- DOS
- Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- OS/2
- Obsolete Soon, Too
- PnP
- Plug and Pray
- APPLE
- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
- DEC
- Do Expect Cuts
- MICROSOFT
- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- CA
- Constant Acquisitions
- COBOL
- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- LISP
- Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
- MACINTOSH
- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- AAAAA
- American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
- WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW
- What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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